Top Ten White People Tweets (May 7, 2020)

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    Text - Hi, it's Abby. Yep. ABRY VEP! @abbycohenwl Judging purely by its name, the food and drug administration would be a super rad place to work 5:27 AM · 05 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 949 Likes
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    Text - Lauren L Walker @LLW902 the best part of any fantasy novel isnt fighting dragons or sorcerers. it's when everyone gets to the tavern and they tear into some crusty bread and carve chunks from big blocks of cheese then slurp up flagons of gooseberry wine. sometimes a sausage gets involved
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    Text - merritt k @merrittk doctor: these pills will fix your brain me: thanks doctor (quietly): they might also make it much worse me: what doctor: what 9/15/16, 10:37 AM 6,009 RETWEETS 14K LIKES
  • 04
    Food - tika @tikatikacosplay I made frog bread today and SEROTONIN IS HERE १
  • 05
    Soccer ball - kmick @kmickmon "XÆ A-12 come get your breakfast" ULTRALAST ULTRALAST O 4,452 9:41 AM - May 6, 2020
  • 06
    Text - cancela lansbury @gossipbabies Companies be like “ Now more than ever , we will let you buy our product" 3:21 PM · 05 May 20 Twitter for iPhone
  • 07
    Text - Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had just blown air from their mouth onto it
  • 08
    Text - James @CaucasianJames tired of high school seniors complaining about their graduation being cancelled when there's millions of 14 year olds that won't be able to renegade at their 8th grade dance
  • 09
    Text - Julie Jay Z @juliejaycomedy Ireland's attitude to the coronavirus battle is the same one we apply to the Eurovision: no matter how far down the board we are as long as we're doing better than England we still feel like we're winning
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    Text - tawdry hepburn @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face

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